Cum sa te descarci cand te enerveaza cineva.

Eu, de obicei, ma gandesc la una din urmatoarele situatii insirate mai jos pe care le-as aplica persoanei care m-a enervat. Apoi, ma simt mai bine… Cu mult mai bine!

1. Calcaiele si rotulele – zdrobite

2. Cinci cuie batute intre tendoanele de la laba piciorului. +/- cuiele sa fie indoite dupa ce au fost implantate pana la capat.

3. Sapte lame puse intre dinti, iar gura strans inchisa.

4. Un set de cutite de bucatarie infipte in gat.

5. Sfarmitarea fluierelor picioarelor cu ajutorul unei panze de bonfaier vechi si ruginit, astfel incat in timpul folosintei lui sa se auda un scartait enervant cand acesta ajunge la os.

6. I-as da pocniri repetate in zona tamplei cu o ranga pana i s-ar rupe filmul.

7. L-as sugruma cu sarma ghimpata.

Si scenariul poate continua. Mai aveti idei?
Daca nu, va ajut cu o poza care sper sa va trezeasca imaginatia. :)

Daca ai ajuns pe acest site inseamna ca esti preocupat/a de descarcarea nervilor prin intermediul imaginatiei. Impresiile tale in urma lecturarii acestui articol sunt esentiale pentru producerea urmatoarelor postari. Exprima-ti parerea; multumesc!

  21 comments for “Cum sa te descarci cand te enerveaza cineva.

  1. November 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Nu ai lasat loc de mai mult… Eu as fi avut cateva idei care ar fi murit de rusine pe langa ale tale :D

    • Tudor - Dan Pop
      November 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm

      Impartaseste-le te rog! :))

  2. November 17, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Smulsul parului din nas cu penseta… Dezlipirea unghiei de la degetul mic doar asa pe jumatate, cat sa necesite inlaturarea ulterioara pe cale chirugicala. Torturi mai asa, de fete :P

    • Tudor - Dan Pop
      November 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm

      Mi-a placut sensibilitatea abordata la partea cu unghia.. Daca continuai poate ma emotionai pana la lacrimi :))

  3. November 17, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Eu am spus ca metodele mele palesc in fata celor descrise mai sus… nu m-ai crezut :D

  4. Tudor - Dan Pop
    November 17, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Ei.. toate au un inceput. :) Si pt inceput te descurci bine!

  5. November 18, 2011 at 5:03 am

    Dac? ai enerva tu pe cineva?

    • Tudor - Dan Pop
      November 18, 2011 at 7:58 am

      Ei uite la asta nu m-am gandit. Probabil i-as simti in somn cum ma injura. :)

  6. November 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    Ca o continuare la “re?eta” de mai sus î?i reamintesc c? ai uitat de Juanes ?i ?obolani. Please remember! :))

  7. November 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    P.S: Fa ceva in privinta diacriticelor!

    • Tudor - Dan Pop
      November 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm

      Aici poate trebuie sa ma ajuti tu, la faza cu diacriticile. Am incercat sa remediez, dar nu mi-a iesit.

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